The Blender Kitty Archives 1

Origins: Blender Kitty the comic strip was started in 1999, or thereabouts. It did not entail placing viable cats in blenders, or anything gratuitous. Rather, it was about a cat that resembled a blender, and his sidekick Candy Medicine Bear. (Wayne the Endangered River Otter was later added.)

Dust Mites comicCubist Bowling comicTable Etiquette comicBeached Whale comicVelcro Moon comicBaby Picture comicTire Planter comicBurnt Head comic

Chronology: I did not keep track of these comics’ dates for creation. That is a complaint of my artwork generally. Scanning these pages into a scanner generated time stamps, but I did not own a scanner in the early going of Blender Kitty, Moreover I am not always punctual at scanning my works on paper upon their completion, and therefore must rely on my failing memory for their organization. The earliest comic strips are the easiest to identify, as they are simpler in drawing and cute-ish, in a perverse Winnie-the-Pooh way. In this segregation, I have succeeded in culling these strips and presenting them in the first two archive pages, although many late strips find their way onto the end of the second page.

For reading purpose, some of these comics, when clinking on their respective links, have been chopped up and re-pasted together. Although this is aesthetically unpleasing, it makes reading the text easier. The thumbnails on the archive pages preserve the original look of the comics in strip form.

Stick Insect comicEat Foot comicMcDraw comicCarnival FoodEar Wax comicLow Effort comicAtlantis comicFrying Pan comicElbow comic

Roundabout Evolution: When I became a published college newspaper cartoonist, my first strip was twice weekly. Much of that work was absorbed into the unpublished pages of Epic Dermis. Later—and I cannot remember the circumstances—I began pillaging the pages of Bible Welts to fill demand for product. Those text-heavy comics did not take well to the strip format, and running the stories in segments was also a bad idea.* That move tarnished my good name as a cartoonist, and it took a solid year of Blender Kitty strips—my new and improved product—to earn back my reputation.

I needed roughly 150 strips a year, with a small portion of that being repeats. I started work on the first semester in early summer, and worked through early winter to finish the second semester.

*Other laborsaving comics included ballpoint pen jots with hasty captions. The best of these (and there were very few good ones) can be seen on the fifth page of the Profile in Confusion archive, which was deemed a good place to dump them.

Archive 2/ Comics Portal Page